This Blog is Stupid (Don’t Read It)
My life is spiraling out of control!!!!
Well…
Not really.
But things are changing rapidly and I’m still trying to figure out who the f*** moved my cheese. Human Resources professional in the house, yo!
I just lost half of my readers.
Anyway.
I would like to tell you all about my recent life changes, but I am 99% sure no one cares except for my parents who, by default can only get through about half of each blog entry before the obligation to remind me of how much of a disappointment I am kicks in. Haha, JK! (not really)
So instead I will sum it all up with this haiku, written with phrases taken verbatim from Google search terms used to find my blog:
The Girl with the Blog
Fat Woman Empty Wallet
Statistical Mess
Now let’s watch baby wood ducks bounce on their bellies!!!!!!
Aren’t you glad you read this blog?
Love,
The girl who abuses the first amendment
Posted on May 3, 2012, in literary works of unparalleled genius and tagged change, haiku, humor, life, Who Moved My Cheese, wood ducks. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
Baby ducks bouncing. Inspired.
They inspire me to get up each day.