Sunday Night Roundup #2

I was asleep when I wrote yesterday’s blog entry.

There’s a very good chance I’m asleep right now.

T0 keep me awake, here’s a haiku written from three of last week’s search terms used to find my blog.

Private office girls

Immobile obese dating

Men love feminists

I know. I’m like, so deep.

Here’s our top 10:

fake butt pads

  1. Woman on toilet poo
  2. Was Charles Manson physically attractive?
  3. My boobs on display for the frat guys
  4. Where can I buy fake butt pads?
  5. Why gay marriage should never be legalized and America Rocks! The girl with the blog
  6. Reading blogs makes me feel bad about myself
  7. Man stretching belly button
  8. Central Tennessee spanking professionals
  9. How to get my sister fatter
  10. What are the features of a fetal pig?

To next week. Or whatever.

Love,

The girl who is the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull

About thegirlwiththeblog

At any given time I can be found moisturizing my elbows and searching for words that rhyme with orange.

Posted on May 13, 2012, in Sunday Night Round Up and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Good thing balloons were included on that before/after photo. Now I will for sure purchase butt pads.

  2. “How to get my sister fatter” was me. Your blog didn’t help.

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